- I don't think it should take anyone 10 minutes to put lotion on their body. And if it does, maybe you should do it in an area that is NOT right in front of my three children who can stare at you.
- It is quite possible to do your hair AFTER you get dressed. Flipping your hair upside down and then right side up again makes things jiggle. Although, since I was trying VERY hard not to look at you, I'm not quite sure of that.
- Please don't stop in the middle of getting dressed to do something else. Again, I have three children that stare.
- Having a conversation with me probably isn't going to happen until you put a shirt on. Even then, if you're going to start parenting my kids for me, I might not be very talkative. And nicely
insultingcomplimenting me on how busy I am and outnumbered by my kids only makes me more turned off because you are nude while saying it.