Cute Things Abigail Says (Part Five)

Abigail came into the room the other day with chocolate milk in her mouth, which she proceeded to spew all over my body. 

Me:  What are you doing?
Abigail:  I trying to make you laugh.  You're not laughing.
Me:  No, I'm not laughing.
Abigail:  OK, I'll dance like a monkey instead.

So she did.